At the risk of sounding like a cynic, the book Oh! The Places You'll Go! is complete bullshit. If college graduates are going to receive a book from cheap relatives or friends of parents, the book might as well give a realistic description of what the students can expect after college: a boring job, binding financial responsibilities, a loveless marriage, and eventually a painful decline into death. Enter my version: Oh! The Places You Don't Want to Go! I wrote a bunch of it and even had the cover drawn up, but then I got too lazy and convinced myself that the Seuss heirs are a humorless bunch with too much money for litigation.
