I couldn't sit back and let Doritos have all the fun with their Pizza Hut flavors. So I brought the Doritos to Pizza Hut. Behold, The Dorizza in all its glory. And yes, it comes with Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese dipping sauce. Once again, both the Pizza Hut people and the Doritos people loved the idea. And once again, it went nowhere. Maybe it's because the name of the product sounds remarkably similar to "Diarrhea."
Of note: I also pitched "Doritos Flavored Crusts" to the people at Pizza Hut, but the picture of it isn't as entertaining.
